August 2009
11 posts
For the long-winded at heart: The Anti-Twitter: Macroblogging & The Art of Ranting http://is.gd/2Ci79 Indulge, but don’t forget the rules..
“So then we thought, OK, maybe they have bigger memories. They don’t. They were equal” w/ the low multi-taskers… http://is.gd/2x015
“‘Oh, I can’t explain!’ cried Roderick… ‘I’ve only one way of expressing my deepest feelings–it’s this.’ And he swung his tool.”
spacecollective.org - Where forward thinking terrestrials exchange ideas & info abt the state of the species. This ought to be interesting.
Former Gov Palin falsely claimed “death panel” of bureaucrats would “decide, if [patients] are worthy of health care.” http://is.gd/2oRxE
“Zombies would most likely wipe out humanity if they really existed, claim scientists” http://tinyurl.com/mbp9r5
Is Palin (Repub’s) suggesting Rx gods force terminally ill to stay alive so they can charge the fuck out of their life savings? #conspiracy
What’s the deal with hipsters? Are they a cross-breeding experiment with productivity fetishists, or just a meme for promoting shitty bands?
Hope!! “The ironic hipster reign in pop-culture will die soon.” “Hip Today, Gone Tomorrow - Sincerity Is The new Black” http://is.gd/2lvo5
Now accepting B-currency. $50,000 Brutal Truthiness™course, Park Plaza Towers, August 7, 8:00. Hamster luncheon immediately to follow.
Hurrah! Boredom and mediocrity setting in. A weekend project, designed to strain relationships: http://youwerewrong.com/
July 2009
6 posts
“Minnesota Seeks To Stop Terrorism By Banning Online Poker”. http://is.gd/1Wn9e Now what am I going to do with my extra time and money?!
Social Media: equal parts of Narcissism, ADHD, and Stalking. (thanks to http://despair.com/) Unlocking your potential.
Shirt Cocking - It’s not just for the fashionably elite anymore! The Best Look in the World: http://is.gd/1qfy1
http://twitpic.com/95b2b - Blood-splattered coffee service for just under €500. (via @topgold)
Protection sought again for giant, spitting worms http://sn.im/ln6pg
Located a worthy tribute to the man who didn’t break the industry “code”, Billy Mays. http://is.gd/1lBkt http://twitpic.com/91wv1
June 2009
24 posts
PasteMagazine: 10 Frequently Challenged Books Everyone Should Read http://tr.im/qkMH
Tweet House? My God, Man! http://bit.ly/JrVLm And we’ve been dragged into court for wasting people’s time? Go and watch then. @andy_house
People want to talk about augmentation. http://is.gd/1cbTh But apparently, “They also don’t make you cleverer, kinder, funnier, or richer.”
“Think globally; underachieve locally.” The Underachiever’s Manifesto
Can’t help it. I love sheep. http://is.gd/1c4tN
What else can be said at a moment like this? http://is.gd/1b51c Twitter Bath Death.
Tired of Social Networking? To be Brutally Honest™, at the moment we can’t be bothered & we seem to be suffering from creosote poisoning.
Want a city job? Fork over the usernames & passwords! If you’re dumb enough to comply, you’re not qualified for the job. http://is.gd/1aF8A
“We’re good at turning regular words into “eWords,” such as “eBusiness” or “eSexual harassment.” http://huhcorp.com/ Shiny Table-Top Thing™
Twitter, circa 1935. “To aid persons who wish to inform friends of their whereabouts…introduced in London.” http://twitpic.com/87gg9
Ignore Everybody, And 39 Other Keys to Creativity by @gapingvoid - A must read! http://is.gd/1aImc
Joyce on Dublin - “I wonder if there is another like it. Everybody has time to hail a friend and start a conversation about a third party.”
James Joyce reading: http://digg.com/u15tGM Note: He’s got an accent, so wear a helmet.
Here’s a topic: Dublin Ignores Recession to Celebrate Bloomsday - James Joyce http://digg.com/u15t7V Talk amongst yourselves.
Filing cabinet fodder: Anti Social Networking ™ Select your ASN custom package, to stop the stupid chatter now! http://digg.com/u15mfc
Suddenly aroused and longing for a fake passport made by a blind hamster with a fist full of crayons. - Nigerian Scammer Baiting.
RT @philiphodgen: @flypeclub Just so it is clear, I shouldn’t talk about that which may not be mentioned?
RT @linksmonkey: Dating: Best thing about dating cougars? Free afghans. #cougars (So it’s fucking RT day, ok?)
“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” C.S. Lewis
Thinking up a clever yet slightly painful way to out anonymous blog commenters. (Starting shit on Monday looks good to me)
RT @Rayke: Inspired by the events of my morning, now starting a 90’s cover band called “Bloodstains On My Underwear”. Who’s with me? (In)
RT @GamerAdvent: That was…pointless…
6/1, Americans will present a passport to cross into Mexico & North Montana. No running to the border for jugs of meds. http://is.gd/LEA8
Is it possible to use “Fuck” more often? http://is.gd/LF8o Additional expletives needed - send to blog author, before embarrassment sets in.
May 2009
5 posts
Death of the fucking painful website, icanhascheezburger.com/, needs to come sooner. Much too popular, further proof of idiot majority rule.
Wonkette - http://is.gd/Adr8 “Misogynist Neck-Beard Ross Douthat Shares His Sexy Stories” Agents with sticks are being sent to his door.
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. - Hansell B. Duckett
Not getting any screen shots per yesterday’s demand. Out yourselves - are you afraid of showing what you’re really looking at?
Verification of life is needed. Send screen shots with your sorry life explanations, immediately. #brutalhonesty
April 2009
7 posts
Thanks to this tasty morsel: The Septic’s Companion, now YOU can communicate with the British! http://is.gd/vx9Y
Ah, club archives. Those who know, have learned to swim and eat rocks. Dry a nostalgic tear from your eye, and review. http://is.gd/tY7k
Coming down off margarita fog, suddenly missing that old fuck, @twitblacklist. Ran out of steam?
Alright - time to round up the fetishists past the age of 72. Into the corral, all of you. Then, it’s off to the proper care facilities.