August 2009
11 posts
For the long-winded at heart: The Anti-Twitter: Macroblogging & The Art of Ranting http://is.gd/2Ci79 Indulge, but don’t forget the rules..
“So then we thought, OK, maybe they have bigger memories. They don’t. They were equal” w/ the low multi-taskers… http://is.gd/2x015
“‘Oh, I can’t explain!’ cried Roderick… ‘I’ve only one way of expressing my deepest feelings–it’s this.’ And he swung his tool.”
spacecollective.org - Where forward thinking terrestrials exchange ideas & info abt the state of the species. This ought to be interesting.
“Zombies would most likely wipe out humanity if they really existed, claim scientists” http://tinyurl.com/mbp9r5
Former Gov Palin falsely claimed “death panel” of bureaucrats would “decide, if [patients] are worthy of health care.” http://is.gd/2oRxE
Is Palin (Repub’s) suggesting Rx gods force terminally ill to stay alive so they can charge the fuck out of their life savings? #conspiracy
What’s the deal with hipsters? Are they a cross-breeding experiment with productivity fetishists, or just a meme for promoting shitty bands?
Hope!! “The ironic hipster reign in pop-culture will die soon.” “Hip Today, Gone Tomorrow - Sincerity Is The new Black” http://is.gd/2lvo5
Now accepting B-currency. $50,000 Brutal Truthiness™course, Park Plaza Towers, August 7, 8:00. Hamster luncheon immediately to follow.
Hurrah! Boredom and mediocrity setting in. A weekend project, designed to strain relationships: http://youwerewrong.com/
July 2009
6 posts
Social Media: equal parts of Narcissism, ADHD, and Stalking. (thanks to http://despair.com/) Unlocking your potential.
“Minnesota Seeks To Stop Terrorism By Banning Online Poker”. http://is.gd/1Wn9e Now what am I going to do with my extra time and money?!
Shirt Cocking - It’s not just for the fashionably elite anymore! The Best Look in the World: http://is.gd/1qfy1
http://twitpic.com/95b2b - Blood-splattered coffee service for just under €500. (via @topgold)
Protection sought again for giant, spitting worms http://sn.im/ln6pg
Located a worthy tribute to the man who didn’t break the industry “code”, Billy Mays. http://is.gd/1lBkt http://twitpic.com/91wv1
June 2009
24 posts
PasteMagazine: 10 Frequently Challenged Books Everyone Should Read http://tr.im/qkMH
Tweet House? My God, Man! http://bit.ly/JrVLm And we’ve been dragged into court for wasting people’s time? Go and watch then. @andy_house
“Think globally; underachieve locally.” The Underachiever’s Manifesto
People want to talk about augmentation. http://is.gd/1cbTh But apparently, “They also don’t make you cleverer, kinder, funnier, or richer.”
Can’t help it. I love sheep. http://is.gd/1c4tN
What else can be said at a moment like this? http://is.gd/1b51c Twitter Bath Death.
Tired of Social Networking? To be Brutally Honest™, at the moment we can’t be bothered & we seem to be suffering from creosote poisoning.
“We’re good at turning regular words into “eWords,” such as “eBusiness” or “eSexual harassment.” http://huhcorp.com/ Shiny Table-Top Thing™
Want a city job? Fork over the usernames & passwords! If you’re dumb enough to comply, you’re not qualified for the job. http://is.gd/1aF8A
Twitter, circa 1935. “To aid persons who wish to inform friends of their whereabouts…introduced in London.” http://twitpic.com/87gg9
Ignore Everybody, And 39 Other Keys to Creativity by @gapingvoid - A must read! http://is.gd/1aImc
James Joyce reading: http://digg.com/u15tGM Note: He’s got an accent, so wear a helmet.
Here’s a topic: Dublin Ignores Recession to Celebrate Bloomsday - James Joyce http://digg.com/u15t7V Talk amongst yourselves.
Joyce on Dublin - “I wonder if there is another like it. Everybody has time to hail a friend and start a conversation about a third party.”
Suddenly aroused and longing for a fake passport made by a blind hamster with a fist full of crayons. - Nigerian Scammer Baiting.
Filing cabinet fodder: Anti Social Networking ™ Select your ASN custom package, to stop the stupid chatter now! http://digg.com/u15mfc
RT @linksmonkey: Dating: Best thing about dating cougars? Free afghans. #cougars (So it’s fucking RT day, ok?)
RT @philiphodgen: @flypeclub Just so it is clear, I shouldn’t talk about that which may not be mentioned?
“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.” C.S. Lewis
6/1, Americans will present a passport to cross into Mexico & North Montana. No running to the border for jugs of meds. http://is.gd/LEA8
Thinking up a clever yet slightly painful way to out anonymous blog commenters. (Starting shit on Monday looks good to me)
RT @GamerAdvent: That was…pointless…
RT @Rayke: Inspired by the events of my morning, now starting a 90’s cover band called “Bloodstains On My Underwear”. Who’s with me? (In)
Is it possible to use “Fuck” more often? http://is.gd/LF8o Additional expletives needed - send to blog author, before embarrassment sets in.
May 2009
5 posts
Wonkette - http://is.gd/Adr8 “Misogynist Neck-Beard Ross Douthat Shares His Sexy Stories” Agents with sticks are being sent to his door.
Death of the fucking painful website, icanhascheezburger.com/, needs to come sooner. Much too popular, further proof of idiot majority rule.
What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to. - Hansell B. Duckett
Not getting any screen shots per yesterday’s demand. Out yourselves - are you afraid of showing what you’re really looking at?
Verification of life is needed. Send screen shots with your sorry life explanations, immediately. #brutalhonesty
April 2009
7 posts
Thanks to this tasty morsel: The Septic’s Companion, now YOU can communicate with the British! http://is.gd/vx9Y
Ah, club archives. Those who know, have learned to swim and eat rocks. Dry a nostalgic tear from your eye, and review. http://is.gd/tY7k
Alright - time to round up the fetishists past the age of 72. Into the corral, all of you. Then, it’s off to the proper care facilities.
Coming down off margarita fog, suddenly missing that old fuck, @twitblacklist. Ran out of steam?